March 2012
pukeprince:
why do people think sex is so bad honestly if someone calls someone a slut its like why? because they have sex? what the hell is wrong with sex? if your parents didn’t have sex you wouldn’t exist your parents are sluts your grandma is a slut you can’t have kids or you’re gonna be a slut too
get over it sex is good have sex with everyone then eat pizza
kellyblogsfromthetardis:
I think it’s really interesting that most websites have a “home” page
like, “THIS IS YOUR HOME NOW, YOU LIVE HERE.”
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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Have I ever told you about the time that my dad and his roommate tried to call Carl Sagan at 2 in the morning because of a science emergency?
No?
Oh sorry I thought I had.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
Welp. That’s me. I’ll go get a broom.
4:32.
karadawlish:
karadawlish:
I’m legitimately going to start clocking my arrival times this summer. Out at eleven and home by four thirty two. Okay.
i miss this -_-
I miss when this was me, too.
February 2012
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rocketfists:
adamusprime:
ah god i know this is gonna be an unpopular thing to say but i don’t care
being upset with someone because of the privilege they’re born with is really fucking stupid
it sucks that we’re not all born into healthy families with millions of dollars and perfect bodies and whatever but life is not fair
and it may be morbid but the saying “life’s not fair and then you...
martinfreemanstongue:
livia4liv:
The real...
"Oh, you've redecorated!"
doctorwhoproblems:
Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
“At this time, many young Iranians all over this world are watching us, and I...”
– Iranian film director ASGHAR FARHADI, on accepting his Academy Award for Best Foreign Film, A Separation (via inothernews)
I adored his speech. Well done.
(via mohandasgandhi)
I don’t actually mind that Harry Potter didn’t win because now it’s like they won all of our secret awards. Shh! Don’t tell people! We’re Dumbledore’s Army!
Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by...
italktosnakes:
becausebrainyisthenewsexy:
Harry Potter didn’t win.
Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch.
LOL! Pretty much.
Yeah I’m not actually watching either and I know this much.
Also Oprah?
I look forward to the day when I don’t have to use “him” as a pronoun for presidents in general in essays.
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
Whenever I have trouble sweeping the kitchen I think “Wow. Maybe I am a privileged, high society woman.”
Then I remember that one time my family was part of a Country Club and how that went.
Lol nope.
helloyesthisisdan:
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Hey. Fuck you. You’ve never had New England or New York maple syrup then because that shit is good. I don’t know where you get the idea that just because you’re Canadian you have a right to criticize things that you’ve never had and judge all of the products in a nation based on a few samplings. News flash,...
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